Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Why I Did Badly In Western Art History

Sorry it has been so long! With finals and everything, I found I don't really have the time/energy to write on the side.  Since I was gone for so long, I decided to give you guys a nice little treat! This post will be full of laughs and jokes at my note taking skills.  Without further ado, I give you:

Why I Did Awesome In Western Art History!



First picture:
For those of you who can't read my chicken-scratch, it says, "killed with person".  What person, you may ask? Well, I was asking the same exact thing on the day of the test. It's obviously that one guy, from that one place, with that one thing.
Key Point: I was very specific in my notes.



Second Picture:
Again, for those of you who cannot read my handwriting (my handwriting is better in other pictures, I promise!), it says, "Battle, killing own soldiers so get". 
Key Point: I have amazing sentences that always make sense and are, therefore, easy to study from.




Third Picture:
Don't worry! It's just a beautifully detailed picture of Rome during the Republic Period.  I promise I didn't get THAT bored in class and succumb myself to those inappropriate doodles.
Key Point:  I drew the most detailed pictures to look back on and study from.



Fourth Picture:Can you read what's in the parenthesis? Me neither.
Key Point: I would tell you if I knew, but I honestly don't.



Fifth Picture:
Obviously, that shit was made for woman! Who else could it be for? Disclaimer: I do not remember writing any profanities in my notes, EVER, and do not remember writing this sentence.
Key Point: I simplified what was being said in the lecture to make it easier to go back to later, without knowing what I was doing!



Sixth Picture:
Know what that says? Again, me either.  Best I can make out:
Key Point: "Masilna und his uron to erz"


And last, but certainly the cream of the crop:


Seventh Picture:
Women stayed in the kitchen.  Such true words, and the (sad/awesome) part is, I slightly remember writing this note.
Key Point: I used modern day references to help me remember the living conditions in old Roman society.




I pinkie promise to write something funny and truly amazing soon, and I am sorry I failed you all for so long.  Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, I ended up with an 82% in my Art class. :)


K.G. Sunshine